i’ve never had an energy drink. what do they taste like

pockmarkedmoon:

rendigo:

tinandcoppermakebronze:

sharkmafia:

flatluigi:

depression and lack of sleep

energy drinks taste like butt and give me indigestion. the worst drinks basically

imagine getting punched really hard in the chest, but the punch tastes like artificial grape flavoring

i like java monsters, they taste like battery acid at first but after a few your taste buds shrivel up and die and theyre actually p. good

monster rehab tastes like a regular old arnold palmer (that’s tea and lemonade mixed, for you folks that are sad enough to have never had ‘em) except it’s got, like, a buzz. a kick. and then you’re off to the races

pshoooooo

actually to me it tastes like calpico

i WISH it tasted like an arnold palmer

Reblogged 3 months ago from pockmarkedmoon (Originally from fictionspacecowboy)
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  1. benamas reblogged this from firegrowshigher and added:
    There are as many energy drinks as there are stars in the sky!!!~~~~ MOST though taste roughly like a B-complex vitamin...
  2. thatstubborndouche reblogged this from firegrowshigher and added:
    I love energy drinks, it’s the bite in the taste that wakes me up.
  3. firegrowshigher reblogged this from gentlemanbones and added:
    Blue AMP isn’t bad though. It tastes a bit like Mountain Dew Voltage. It’s the only one I’ll drink.
  4. gentlemanbones reblogged this from mikemcc and added:
    They taste the way dandruff shampoo smells.
  5. brotherentropy reblogged this from fictionspacecowboy and added:
    it’s okay, they’re more for people who have unstable sleep schedules and we all know that’s not gonna be a problem for...
  6. persimdo reblogged this from rendigo
  7. pockmarkedmoon reblogged this from rendigo and added:
    I wish it tasted like Calpico! can we switch? :3
  8. flatluigi reblogged this from fictionspacecowboy and added:
    they’re not something you drink for fun they’re something you drink because you’ll fail if you skip another class if you...
  9. rendigo reblogged this from pockmarkedmoon and added:
    actually to me it tastes like calpico i WISH it tasted like an arnold palmer
  10. thefourtharea reblogged this from fictionspacecowboy and added:
    a lot of them are rip-offs of red bull, which taste like liquid strawberry sweetarts.
  11. sharkmafia reblogged this from flatluigi and added:
    energy drinks taste like butt...give me indigestion. the worst drinks basically
  12. bosscrab said: Some of them are actually okay. Some of them just taste bad. It really depends. A lot of them have an alcohol-like burning sensation from what I remember
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